In a far far away place
is a land where liberals live
Tis a candy land, you see,
where nothing can be hard
is a land where liberals live
Tis a candy land, you see,
where nothing can be hard
Where never is heard,
a discouraging word
and the skies are not cloudy all day
You, Bruce friend,
have pulled back the covers
and asked ‘Who is there?”
Ain’t nobody! Nothing!
But don’t you despair!
Just over the hill
comes a sleigh full of goodies!
Yes, Bubba, Santa Claus lives!
He’s coming in January
and it ain’t gonna be purdy
’cause you and I are payin’
and payin’ and payin’….
comes a sleigh full of goodies!
Yes, Bubba, Santa Claus lives!
He’s coming in January
and it ain’t gonna be purdy
’cause you and I are payin’
and payin’ and payin’….
No, she don’t know
She ain’t never believin’
So rest well tonight
and wait calm and peaceful
Who knows? Reindeer might fly?
Bubba Warfel
sufferin’ in my guns and religion!